Oh, Felicia, where the fuck are we?
Oh hey. I've just recently received an offer to study Medicine at Sheffield University. I was wondering if you could tell me what it's like from a student's point of view? There's not much you can get from a prospectus and a tour, you see, other than the fact that the Student Union looks pretty damn ace. Thank you ever so much :D
Anonymous

Sorry I’ve not been on Tumblr in aaaaaaaaaagggggggeeeessssss so I didn’t see this message… Why are you anon, though? :S Ah well. I’ll answer, though I doubt you will ever read this (you know, if you weren’t anon, I could have actually replied directly to you…) and you have probably already decided where to go by now…

But anyway!

Sheffield is amazing. There is no way around it - it’s a great place to live and a great place to study. I’ll explain it on a few points:

The union:
You picked up on it from the tour, our union is immense. And when I say immense, I don’t just mean “generic good stuff” - I mean it’s massive, has brilliant club nights 6 nights a week (where there really is something for everyone - Pop Tarts is the best, IMHO), has all the usual support stuff that you may need, and generally there is just always something going on there. It’s great.

City life:
Sheffield is one of the biggest cities in the UK, so we really do have EVERYTHING, yet it’s so spread out and laid back that you could easily convince yourself that you are in a small town in the middle of nowhere. And, as the city is DOMINATED by students, the prices on everything are the same as some small town in the middle of nowhere. I recommend “Broomhill Friery” on that note - discount for Med students, and it’s run by Sean Bean’s sister…

The clubs:
Most cities advertise “there’s something for everyone”. In Sheffield, we advertise “there’s dozens of things for everyone”. Yo will never get bored here, and everything is so dirt cheap that you can afford it on a student budget - Corporation, for instance, is free entry before midnight, and a quadruple vodka and IrnBru for £2.40… I defy you to find better than that.

The course:
Guess I have to come to it sooner or later, as it is kind of what you are here for, in a way… The course is great if you want to be a real doctor. If you want to be a researcher, sure, fuck off to Cambridge. But if you want to be a good doctor, if you want patients to know they can trust you, if you want to be experienced in how to deal with disease - ie, if you don’t just want a fancy version of a biology degree - Sheffield is the place to be.

If you want more specific information, email me - a_parsons@live.co.uk - and ask. I’m happy to tell you anything, I just don’t really know what to type out here, especially as the asked probably won’t ever read this…

hahahahahahahahaah you havent Adam you lucky bastard. Although in hindsight the love for chocolate you have is greater than a love two people can share

Although cake is a serious rival of chocolate for my affections…

I still remember sitting on your windowsill one night while you were asleep, reading a book, and contemplating whether to go to the bakery downstairs and beg them to sell me a freshly baked cake in the middle of the night…

Admittedly this was only partly because they smelt so good - it was also partly due to the munchies…

Have you ever been in love?
Anonymous

I’ve been asked this question on here multiple times, and my answer is still the same as it always is - with the exception of with chocolate, I honestly don’t know.

HOW'S LIFE IN SHEFFIELD?

LIFE IN SHEFFIELD IS FRICKING AWESOME.

I love it here. I love the city, I love all the people, I love my course, I love my flat, etcetera etcetera. It’s great - you really should have come here for university.

It’s settled down a little now as well, so I’m not drunk 24/7. However, I am busy most of the time (either with uni work, socialising with my new friends, attending additional seminars from one of the various clubs I joined, or with rock climbing), so I barely ever come on Tumblr any more… I’ve actually reached that dreaded point where, when I turn my computer on, I check Facebook before I check Tumblr…

Now, I must be going, as I have a lecture in just over an hour and I’ve only just got out of bed… Bye!

thedecisivemoment:

ceebear:

cleveraintwise:

bobbybeatdown:

O.o So there is no relationship woman O.o lmao

Men to avoid if you are looking for a relationship: Every single one who will believe this shit.

i cant even

Cute. Though some of it is sound. Don’t date girls who get their hair cut (Y)

Huh… The sort of girls I go for tend to be 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 15, 28, and 29…
The only ones here that I actually agree with are 16 and 17, because… well, those things are just plain rude, and 18 and 19, because I like intelligent girls…
Oh, and I guess 27 is a pretty bad foundation for a relationship…

thedecisivemoment:

ceebear:

cleveraintwise:

bobbybeatdown:

O.o So there is no relationship woman O.o lmao

Men to avoid if you are looking for a relationship: Every single one who will believe this shit.

i cant even

Cute. 
Though some of it is sound.
Don’t date girls who get their hair cut (Y)

Huh… The sort of girls I go for tend to be 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 15, 28, and 29…

The only ones here that I actually agree with are 16 and 17, because… well, those things are just plain rude, and 18 and 19, because I like intelligent girls…

Oh, and I guess 27 is a pretty bad foundation for a relationship…

(Source: alcohol-is-sexyy, via ourmountainsarewaiting)

My local chip shop is owned by Sean Bean’s sister, and all the staff are relatives of his. As you can see from this picture, their relation to Sean Bean is their main form of advertisement.
I just went there and got a “Sean Bean Burger”, which is a beef burger covered with cheddar cheese, barbecue sauce, salad, and kebab meat, with chips, for £3.50!
Unfortunately, I’m not man enough to handle the Bean, and it defeated me. =[

My local chip shop is owned by Sean Bean’s sister, and all the staff are relatives of his. As you can see from this picture, their relation to Sean Bean is their main form of advertisement.

I just went there and got a “Sean Bean Burger”, which is a beef burger covered with cheddar cheese, barbecue sauce, salad, and kebab meat, with chips, for £3.50!

Unfortunately, I’m not man enough to handle the Bean, and it defeated me. =[

ocaptainmycaptainmorgan:

kateinalabcoat:

fuckyeahdrugpolicy:

U.S. Drug Policy Would Be Imposed Globally By New House Bill | The Huffington Post

The House Judiciary Committee passed a bill yesterday that would make it a federal crime for U.S. residents to discuss or plan activities on foreign soil that, if carried out in the U.S., would violate the Controlled Substances Act (CSA) — even if the planned activities are legal in the countries where they’re carried out. The new law, sponsored by Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Texas) allows prosecutors to bring conspiracy charges against anyone who discusses, plans or advises someone else to engage in any activity that violates the CSA, the massive federal law that prohibits drugs like marijuana and strictly regulates prescription medication. +


Dear government,
Get the FUCK out of our hair.
Sincerely,
The idiots that vote for you
P.S. Fuck you!

WOW.
really?
fuck this country.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with your government?! :|

ocaptainmycaptainmorgan:

kateinalabcoat:

fuckyeahdrugpolicy:

U.S. Drug Policy Would Be Imposed Globally By New House Bill | The Huffington Post

The House Judiciary Committee passed a bill yesterday that would make it a federal crime for U.S. residents to discuss or plan activities on foreign soil that, if carried out in the U.S., would violate the Controlled Substances Act (CSA) — even if the planned activities are legal in the countries where they’re carried out. The new law, sponsored by Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Lamar Smith (R-Texas) allows prosecutors to bring conspiracy charges against anyone who discusses, plans or advises someone else to engage in any activity that violates the CSA, the massive federal law that prohibits drugs like marijuana and strictly regulates prescription medication. +

Dear government,

Get the FUCK out of our hair.

Sincerely,

The idiots that vote for you

P.S. Fuck you!

WOW.

really?

fuck this country.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with your government?! :|

I wish I was English enough to get away with this…

I wish I was English enough to get away with this…

(Source: youjustinspiredme, via b3llatrix)

I’ve just realised I have been using Facebook more than Tumblr for the last few weeks. :|

Shoot me. Shoot me now.

On a slightly nicer note, I’m loving uni. Admittedly I haven’t actually settled down to doing any real work yet, but still…

I bought my first ever stethoscope today! I feel like I’m becoming more a part of the profession every time I do something like that… When it arrives I intend to start practising on my flatmates! They don’t know this yet, and obviously it will require them to be topless… That’s going to be a pretty awkward conversation to start.

Oh, and my hair is now green! Look!

It’s actually quite a bit darker than it looks in this photo, but you get the idea.

Today I am going to attend an optional lecture about the Krebs Cycle, given by a Nobel Prize winner. Aren’t I just the coolest?

I just found this photo of me on someone’s Facebook. I’ve only met this girl once, and I was so drunk I barely remember her… And there are comments underneath between her and some of her friends… in Greek.

Do any of my followers speak Greek? I could do with a translator… Google is no use because they are typing phonetically and G-Translator’s phonetic->proper converter thing is pretty crap.

Halloween for me this year..

krisrunsformiles:

abiwatz:

“When girls can dress up like total sluts and no one will say anything”

Change that to any fancy dress party anywhere. Ever. You got yourself an agreement!

We have a “Sheffield Medics fancy dress bar crawl” next week.

I’m tempted to go as a slutty nurse.

flynnballs:

Crash Bash omg

I might try and buy this game for my PS3… It would be a great drunken party game…

flynnballs:

Crash Bash omg

I might try and buy this game for my PS3… It would be a great drunken party game…

(via deku-nutsss)

Notice anything new?
Blue Banana were doing really cheap piercings as a freshers fortnight promotion, so I couldn’t resist. I’ve been home an hour and none of my flatmates have noticed. -.-

Notice anything new?

Blue Banana were doing really cheap piercings as a freshers fortnight promotion, so I couldn’t resist. I’ve been home an hour and none of my flatmates have noticed. -.-

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

thedecisivemoment:

apachequeen:milksong:scream0utl0ud:jwebmusic:
alwaysscomingbackhometoyou:

“I was born deaf and 8 weeks ago I received a hearing implant. This is the video of them turning it on and me hearing myself for the first time :) Edit: For those of you who have asked the implant I received was Esteem offered by Envoy Medical.”

This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. Wow… :’)

It’s things like this that are why I am studying to be a doctor.

(Source: thingswilllookbetterinthemorning, via ourmountainsarewaiting)